September 13, 2010
about this poem
this poem has no first person singular
it is not about you either
and while it definitely has no nutrition value
it may contain genetically modified products
this poem was not written but produced
in a facility that also processes nuts, wheat and eggs
vacuum sealed for extended freshness
please see reverse for expiry date
this poem was enriched with sodium, iron and blood,
additives and preservatives approved by the FDA
no significant amount of metaphores or poetic license to be found
other rights may apply, such rights vary from state to state
this poem was not tested on humans
but it was indeed tested on rabbits, mice and a 16-year-old chimpanzee
they all seemed to enjoy it, except for the monkey
who scratched his head in sheer disbelief
[Poem parts made in India, Malaysia and Thailand. Assembled in China]
lex fairchild (Phoenix, AZ, 1982)
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1 comments:
Really enjoyed that one!
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